Excellent punch line! That would be a rough day, indeed. Perhaps getting a massage or mani/pedi is in order? The gynecologist can NOT be the highlight of your day LOL
I guess the nearest analogy for men would be the old-fashioned proctoscope exam. Where the Doc has to assemble a device not unlike a silver flute as you watch. It is the "Silver Stallion", and when he's using it, you can't see what he is doing since he is behind you. Once a Doc told me after he was finished, "If you liked that, you could come in more often." I suppose the ladies are different, but I felt like I needed a Lysol bath afterwards.
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Relax huh? One word girl...
VACATION.
As in, you need one. :)
Excellent punch line! That would be a rough day, indeed. Perhaps getting a massage or mani/pedi is in order? The gynecologist can NOT be the highlight of your day LOL
Just remember, scoot your butt down so its hanging off the table then the doc will say, "Can you scoot towards me a little more?"
Good luck, sweetie. Hope everything goes well. Thinking of you.
I think you should treat yourself to something nice after your appointment...whatever your heart desires at that moment. Hope all goes well.
Feet up, relax... I get it!
I guess the nearest analogy for men would be the old-fashioned proctoscope exam. Where the Doc has to assemble a device not unlike a silver flute as you watch. It is the "Silver Stallion", and when he's using it, you can't see what he is doing since he is behind you. Once a Doc told me after he was finished, "If you liked that, you could come in more often." I suppose the ladies are different, but I felt like I needed a Lysol bath afterwards.
Good luck, A.
Have fun in the stirrups! I'm sending good vibes your way.
At least sometimes they put mini-sheepskin-seat-cushions on the stirrups, don't they? It's the little things, you know.
I expect to see a photo of the boots you treat yourself to afterwards. And it's late enough in the season that they'll be on sale!
Ping me if you want to discuss. :)
Hehehe! I'm feeling this way myself lately. Hang in there...
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