Thursday, February 23, 2006

Tonight

Motherfucking shit kicking ass licking fucking sonofabitch bullshit. Fuck.

And how was YOUR night?

P.S. This is my 100th post. Happy fucking birthday to me.

9 Comments:

Blogger IzzyMom said...

Wow...I thought I had cornered the cursing market when I called someone "a real cocksmacking shithead bastard old-ass motherfucker" in this post. But I think I've just had my ass kicked here!

I wanted to say hey and thanks for dropping by my place. Did I catch you at a bad time?

10:19 PM  
Blogger Arabella said...

Izzy, you just gave me a much-needed laugh. You're my new friend. My new brunette friend. :)

10:22 PM  
Blogger Jess Riley said...

Well, take out all the words except "licking bullshit fuck" and that was my night.

And I didn't get laid either.

Hope your weekend is better!!

11:55 PM  
Anonymous SJ said...

DOOD! I had the same week as you! Camel-humping dickbags!

12:50 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Harridan said...

Oh, motherfucking fuckbag son of a bitch + sweet baby jebus, I hope this is not in reference to your day after 5 p.m.

IM me in the morning to chat. I have insomnia now but will be ready to provide shoulders by 9:30!

3:38 AM  
Blogger The Gradual Gardener said...

Happy Birthday to you!
You live in a zoo!
You look like a monkey!
And you act like one too!

...This isn't making you feel better, is it? Sorry, couldn't resist!

I see you got your profile picture done...Very nice!

8:09 AM  
Blogger mama_tulip said...

Um...better than yours?

9:07 AM  
Anonymous V-Grrrl said...

I recommend a one-night stand with dark chocolate truffles and good coffee or chips and salsa and a margarita, or olives and feta and a glass of wine. Remember to choose just one. No threesomes, hon. You have to respect yourself in the morning.

10:40 AM  
Blogger Mignon said...

Motherfucking tit sucking son of bitch,
she's got a ping-pong pussy like a piece of shit.

My husband made that up in 8th grade. I think he was some kind of potty-mouth prodigy.

7:12 PM  

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