Thursday, February 23, 2006


Motherfucking shit kicking ass licking fucking sonofabitch bullshit. Fuck.

And how was YOUR night?

P.S. This is my 100th post. Happy fucking birthday to me.


Blogger IzzyMom said...

Wow...I thought I had cornered the cursing market when I called someone "a real cocksmacking shithead bastard old-ass motherfucker" in this post. But I think I've just had my ass kicked here!

I wanted to say hey and thanks for dropping by my place. Did I catch you at a bad time?

10:19 PM  
Blogger Arabella said...

Izzy, you just gave me a much-needed laugh. You're my new friend. My new brunette friend. :)

10:22 PM  
Blogger Jess Riley said...

Well, take out all the words except "licking bullshit fuck" and that was my night.

And I didn't get laid either.

Hope your weekend is better!!

11:55 PM  
Anonymous SJ said...

DOOD! I had the same week as you! Camel-humping dickbags!

12:50 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Harridan said...

Oh, motherfucking fuckbag son of a bitch + sweet baby jebus, I hope this is not in reference to your day after 5 p.m.

IM me in the morning to chat. I have insomnia now but will be ready to provide shoulders by 9:30!

3:38 AM  
Blogger The Gradual Gardener said...

Happy Birthday to you!
You live in a zoo!
You look like a monkey!
And you act like one too!

...This isn't making you feel better, is it? Sorry, couldn't resist!

I see you got your profile picture done...Very nice!

8:09 AM  
Blogger mama_tulip said...

Um...better than yours?

9:07 AM  
Anonymous V-Grrrl said...

I recommend a one-night stand with dark chocolate truffles and good coffee or chips and salsa and a margarita, or olives and feta and a glass of wine. Remember to choose just one. No threesomes, hon. You have to respect yourself in the morning.

10:40 AM  
Blogger Mignon said...

Motherfucking tit sucking son of bitch,
she's got a ping-pong pussy like a piece of shit.

My husband made that up in 8th grade. I think he was some kind of potty-mouth prodigy.

7:12 PM  

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