Now With More Letdown!
Having lost all sense of decency, I am requesting your assistance, dear readers, in selecting the most professional-looking outfit from the list of items below.
Please choose one item from each column:
Column A: Tops
1) Pink Brooks Brothers No-Iron shirt stained with melted green tea ice cream;
2) Yellow Brooks Brothers No-Iron shirt stained with a large circle of breast milk;
3) Blue Brooks Brothers No-Iron shirt stained with melted green tea ice cream AND a large circle of breast milk;
4) Crisp gray blazer stained with spit-up and tears.
Column B: Bottoms:
1) Prepregnancy gray tailored slacks that I no longer fit into, requiring that the top button remain undone;
2) Maternity khaki pants that, thankfully, are too large;
3) Forgiving brown tailored pants stained with--honestly, I have no idea;
4) Impeccably clean black sweatpants.
Column C: Accessories:
1) Medela Pump-in-Style Backpack;
2) Bella Band;
3) Comfy shoes;
4) A smile, complete with poppyseed bagel bits stuck between the teeth.
Please choose one item from each column:
Column A: Tops
1) Pink Brooks Brothers No-Iron shirt stained with melted green tea ice cream;
2) Yellow Brooks Brothers No-Iron shirt stained with a large circle of breast milk;
3) Blue Brooks Brothers No-Iron shirt stained with melted green tea ice cream AND a large circle of breast milk;
4) Crisp gray blazer stained with spit-up and tears.
Column B: Bottoms:
1) Prepregnancy gray tailored slacks that I no longer fit into, requiring that the top button remain undone;
2) Maternity khaki pants that, thankfully, are too large;
3) Forgiving brown tailored pants stained with--honestly, I have no idea;
4) Impeccably clean black sweatpants.
Column C: Accessories:
1) Medela Pump-in-Style Backpack;
2) Bella Band;
3) Comfy shoes;
4) A smile, complete with poppyseed bagel bits stuck between the teeth.
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8 Comments:
depends... are the tears and spit up yours, or the babies'?
Oooh, go for the large circle of breast milk! Nothing says 'PROFESSIONAL' like a little lactation juice! ;)
At least the shoes aren't stained with breastmilk.
Hmmm. If you splice the salvageable parts together you might have a whole outfit. Of course, it might not LOOK so great. But at least there won't be any stains. :)
Thanks for the feedback!
So, to update you...
I went with A-3 (I figured, why not go for broke), B-1, and C-1.
Oh, and Eva, the spit-up was the babies', and the tears were mine (I wore it to our last pediatrician appointment, where they had 3 vaccinations).
Hahahaha!
I prefer the bullseye stains with lanolin in the middle and breastmilk around the edges... they make a much better design.
I say breastmilk stains are a sign of success! And anyhow if anyone says "Got milk" you can say,,,,,,,yep!
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