Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Now With More Letdown!

Having lost all sense of decency, I am requesting your assistance, dear readers, in selecting the most professional-looking outfit from the list of items below.

Please choose one item from each column:

Column A: Tops

1) Pink Brooks Brothers No-Iron shirt stained with melted green tea ice cream;
2) Yellow Brooks Brothers No-Iron shirt stained with a large circle of breast milk;
3) Blue Brooks Brothers No-Iron shirt stained with melted green tea ice cream AND a large circle of breast milk;
4) Crisp gray blazer stained with spit-up and tears.

Column B: Bottoms:

1) Prepregnancy gray tailored slacks that I no longer fit into, requiring that the top button remain undone;
2) Maternity khaki pants that, thankfully, are too large;
3) Forgiving brown tailored pants stained with--honestly, I have no idea;
4) Impeccably clean black sweatpants.

Column C: Accessories:

1) Medela Pump-in-Style Backpack;
2) Bella Band;
3) Comfy shoes;
4) A smile, complete with poppyseed bagel bits stuck between the teeth.


Blogger Eva said...

depends... are the tears and spit up yours, or the babies'?

12:18 PM  
Blogger mamatulip said...

Oooh, go for the large circle of breast milk! Nothing says 'PROFESSIONAL' like a little lactation juice! ;)

2:36 PM  
Anonymous wordgirl said...

At least the shoes aren't stained with breastmilk.

10:27 PM  
Blogger Tink said...

Hmmm. If you splice the salvageable parts together you might have a whole outfit. Of course, it might not LOOK so great. But at least there won't be any stains. :)

11:01 AM  
Blogger Arabella said...

Thanks for the feedback!

So, to update you...

I went with A-3 (I figured, why not go for broke), B-1, and C-1.

4:00 PM  
Blogger Arabella said...

Oh, and Eva, the spit-up was the babies', and the tears were mine (I wore it to our last pediatrician appointment, where they had 3 vaccinations).

4:01 PM  
Anonymous TB said...

I prefer the bullseye stains with lanolin in the middle and breastmilk around the edges... they make a much better design.

6:28 AM  
Blogger spellconjurer said...

I say breastmilk stains are a sign of success! And anyhow if anyone says "Got milk" you can say,,,,,,,yep!

5:29 PM  

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