Tuesday, August 08, 2006

The more things change, the more they stay the same...

...as manifested by some of my recent Google searches.

recipe salmon scallions dill

taxidermy process

back in shape after twins

organic body cream

autopsy photos

natural nail polish

cramping first trimester


Anonymous V-Grrrl said...

Autopsy photos? No wonder you feel nauseous. Salmon made me sick while I was pregnant. And taxidermy--uh, I'm not asking.

Cramping first trimester? Don't assume the worst. The intestinal tract gets quite a workout from the hormones, which is a nice way of saying, get ready to grimace and fart a lot. Remember, you're farting for three!

I'm praying for the Bella Tortellinis.

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Elizabeth said...

I must have missed where you mentioned taxidermy! And I really hope that was a medical student searching for autopsy photos, because otherwise that is just not right.

Is that the twins' new nickname? The Bella Tortellinis? So CUTE!

9:21 AM  
Anonymous wordgirl said...

Okay...I absolutely HAVE to check out my Google searches today. I'm SO curious now.

10:40 AM  
Anonymous TB said...

Did you write about all those things in one post? I'm sorry I missed it!

Also V-grrl, I had no idea. These are more of the things no one tells the non pregnant about pregnancy. There really ought to be a book that gets down to the nitty gritty.

11:38 AM  
Blogger Arabella said...

Sorry for the confusion...these are my own twisted Google searches!

1:39 PM  
Blogger Mignon said...

Why did we all think these were searches that came to you? I did too. And I thought, when did you say anything about taxidermy? And now I say, why the hell are you searching for taxidermy processes?

(And now I'm totally cracking up because here we all are making fun of the wackos searching for that stuff and HAHAHA YOU'RE the wacko!)

1:50 PM  
Blogger Mrs. Harridan said...

I assumed it was searches that had come to you, but I guess them being yours explains the lack of reference to the Gastineau Girls.

Did you get your nail polish yet?

5:23 PM  

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