Why I should be buying stock in search engine companies...

Arabella, on the phone:
"So, the doctor wants me to start taking this medication--it's a pill tha--"

Arabella's Mom:
"How do you spell it?"

...and Target...

Arabella, on the phone:
"I really need to buy myself some new sweatpants."

Arabella's Mom, two hours later, calling from her cell, sounds of commerce in the background:
"What size do you wear?"

Love ya, Mom!