Name that Tune

This weekend, I was mentally making myself a Jeter-and-A-Rod sandwich watching the Yankees while also taking in a dress I just bought (fit fine in the hips, too big in the bosom!).

I was focusing on my sewing and looking away from the screen when some unmistakable music started playing--the song that signals closer Mariano Rivera's entrance into the game ("Enter Sandman" by Metallica).

It's always a great moment. The tune is triumphant and knowing, yet also subtle and slow. It heralds the entrance of the best closer in the business. In my opinion, Mariano has a kind, steady face that, despite the Yankee pinstripes, might otherwise mask his fierce skills. The music brings together both his calm demeanor and his you'd-better-watch-out pitching.

I want a theme song.

At our B-List Blogfest, the consensus seemed to be that I was smaller than people had anticipated, given my writing. I took this as a huge compliment (thanks, ladies!). Can you help me think of a song that simultaneously represents a tiny little woman who doesn't raise her voice, and a sarcastic yuppie who mocks chain restaurants and writes about her cooter?