Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Inanimate Object Love

Mignon recently wrote that Target is her boyfriend. Keeping this same principle in mind:

My paper shredder is my daughter.

Caller ID is my son.

The Joy of Cooking is my lover.

Cute Overload is my pet.

On a totally unrelated note, I blacklisted an ENTIRE SPAMMING DOMAIN from my e-mail inbox this morning. I have never felt so empowered in my life.

6 Comments:

Blogger DebbieDoesLife said...

I am soooo not going to go here with you guys. Target is my boyfriend. He doesn't even like you. He told me so. Step off.

1:43 PM  
Blogger Alli said...

LOL over the Target stuff. Went there for dog food today. Came out with scrapbook stuff, 2 water bottles, 2 dresses, funny t-shirt for dad, one for hubby, new Pearl Jam cd, and NO DOG FOOD. When I got in the car I was too embarrassed to go back in! LOL.

So tell your boyfriend to leave me alone! :)

3:01 PM  
Blogger mama_tulip said...

Central air is my secret lover.

3:11 PM  
Anonymous TB said...

Rosemary garlic potato chips are the toxic friend who kisses my boyfriend (Target) behind my back that I still hang out with because she has cute clothes.

4:55 PM  
Blogger DebbieDoesLife said...

Have a great time this weekend, Arabella!!

10:10 PM  
Anonymous V-Grrrl said...

Y'all know I've been with Eddie (Bauer) for years now. Nobody does me better.

4:15 AM  

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