Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Dear Diary

Today Barack Obama was sworn in as 44th President of the United States. I wasn't. Instead, I fielded certain young persons' questions about the incongruity of Grover Monster making pee-pee in the potty book when he has no visible penis ("He has one, but they don't show it, because he likes to keep it private").

By the way--where IS Grover these days??? He's getting entirely too little airtime.


Blogger mberenis said...

I spent most of my time on the toilet having my own inauguration party.


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4:47 AM  
Anonymous apathy lounge said...

I was eating lunch before rushing to work. Listening to Aretha sing and sobbing through a mouthful of Triscuits. It was a good kind of sobbing, though.

12:07 PM  
Anonymous TB said...

Ha! He's recovering from his penisectomy of course.

Myles points to my lady business and calls it a penis, even though we've repeatedly gone over this.

9:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arabella? I'm afraid that your own children could be sworn in as president before you post again!!!!! If you find a few minutes in your crazy day, let us know how you and the kids are doing please? Your readers heart you with mad crazy love!

9:18 PM  
Blogger ptg said...

That bad, eh? I quit blogging as well.

8:04 AM  
Blogger Arabella said...

Thanks, Heloise! I'm finally back! I'll write more soon. PTG, It HAS been bad. I don't blame you for stopping.

11:22 AM  

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