Two Posts in One
I. I Love Coq...Au Vin
Arabella (sarcastically): When the recipe says "dry red wine," that means we should use the last of my bottle of beaujolais nouveau, right?
C.S. (sarcastically): Riiiggght. Beaujolais nouveau is the driest red wine ever.
Pause.
Arabella: How did we get to be such yuppies? We used to pass our time picking the lint out of your carpet.
Pause.
C.S. (deadpan): You know, we really can't cook with beaujolais nouveau, because it's best enjoyed chilled.
II. My Current Favorite Beauty Products
I love beauty products so much that my collection doesn't all fit in the bathroom; I had to purchase a separate small table with drawers that sits outside the bathroom in the hallway.
1. Aqua Glycolic Face cream: good for exfoliating and keeping my winter skin smooth.
2. Lac-Hydrin 5 moisturizer: ditto, but for my body.
3. Dove White Beauty Bar: a classic. The best non-drying cleanser. I use it on my body in the shower and on my face at night.
4. Cetaphil face wash: another classic. I use it in the morning, in the shower, after I use...
5. Queen Helene Mint Julep Scrub: love the minty morning freshness.
6. Neutrogena foundation: Smooth, feels good, and perfectly matches my skin tone.
7. Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque: the best face mask I've found. You can see it pulling the oil out of your pores.
I really need a lucrative endorsement deal.
Arabella (sarcastically): When the recipe says "dry red wine," that means we should use the last of my bottle of beaujolais nouveau, right?
C.S. (sarcastically): Riiiggght. Beaujolais nouveau is the driest red wine ever.
Pause.
Arabella: How did we get to be such yuppies? We used to pass our time picking the lint out of your carpet.
Pause.
C.S. (deadpan): You know, we really can't cook with beaujolais nouveau, because it's best enjoyed chilled.
II. My Current Favorite Beauty Products
I love beauty products so much that my collection doesn't all fit in the bathroom; I had to purchase a separate small table with drawers that sits outside the bathroom in the hallway.
1. Aqua Glycolic Face cream: good for exfoliating and keeping my winter skin smooth.
2. Lac-Hydrin 5 moisturizer: ditto, but for my body.
3. Dove White Beauty Bar: a classic. The best non-drying cleanser. I use it on my body in the shower and on my face at night.
4. Cetaphil face wash: another classic. I use it in the morning, in the shower, after I use...
5. Queen Helene Mint Julep Scrub: love the minty morning freshness.
6. Neutrogena foundation: Smooth, feels good, and perfectly matches my skin tone.
7. Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque: the best face mask I've found. You can see it pulling the oil out of your pores.
I really need a lucrative endorsement deal.
4 Comments:
I wish I did. Frankly, it makes me tired, too. Unfortunately, it's what I have to do to keep the adult acne to a minimum.
Queen Helene ruuuuules!
You still have room for a pretty can of Bag Balm.
It is a pretty can, isn't it? I'm thinking that I would rub it on my heels. I still don't have a salve of choice for my heels; 80% of the rest of my body is spoken for.
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